Eric Reed Boucher is not Dead

Direct from Alternative Tentacles:

Jello News - 01/28/07: Quashing rumors: Jello is alive.

Over the weekend, people have been spreading rumors that Jello Biafra has been shot or was killed. We've received quite a few queries from people everywhere. This is completely UNTRUE. AT staff has spoken to Jello, and he said he checked himeself for bullet holes and didn't find any. Thank you to those who expressed their concern.

Idiots...(((03)))